February 2011
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Overheard in the Student Center
“You know she’s sexually frustrated, right?”
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Everyone dies but no one ever lives
Jan 31st
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I thought I was wrong once
But I was only mistaken.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I don't predict the future, I don't care about the...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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You're not alive if you're not living
Jan 30th
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Dear God
Stop it with the one night flings. We are tired of having your jizz fall on us. That means you better not have one planned for Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. Sincerely, The State of Connecticut
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Just beasted three tacos, a chicken quesadilla, a crunch wrap supreme, 2 empenadas and a large Farva from Taco Bell. Im still hungry too.
Jan 30th
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WatchWatch
Pat did a Bam Margera out the door. Jen no balls’d us to jump in the snow shirtless by the way.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Reblog if you like someone you can't have.
karinalovexx: vienenzombies:                                  happens to me every time
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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WatchWatch
Dayum
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
isawyomommaoveryonder: thishitbemine: Im reblogging this because the gif made me lol so hard.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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So I made my own snow day today. So much better than trying to not get killed on the way to the university.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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So I'm pretty sure
That I saw the oldest hipster, scene thingy magig ever. You know what, I’ll just refer to it as IT, not to be confused with Stephen King’s IT. Anywaye, it was wearing skinny corduroy pants, a tight corduroy blazer, a scarf, grey hoodie, v-neck and skate shoes. It was in its mid to late 50s as well.
Jan 28th
Manscape?
Yay or nay
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
I don't get Meth heads
I like having all my teeth.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“The City which had taken the whole world was itself taken.”
– St. Jerome, 410 AD
Jan 28th
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When in Rome
Do as the Visigoths did. CWUTIDIDTHUR?
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Dear Southern,
Get your shit together. Sincerely, A commuter student
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
Write me a letter.
Dear ______,  I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You  should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.  If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I  would build a _______ just  for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.  We could __________ under the stars.  Love,  _______________  (P.S. ______________.)
Jan 28th
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NEW INSULTS!
Snooki, Jwow and any other name from Douchefag Shore…I mean Jersey Shore.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Cleaning My Room
While watching Inception with slightly more of the “watching Inception” part and less of the actual cleaning part.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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