Avis Verbum Est: Archive

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Remember that speech in Independence Day? Yeah, this one. I think I’m going to loop it while playing Mass Effect 3. I think its fitting for the game.

Feb 23rd

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fezsbowtiesandconverse replied to your post: Apparently I’M MOTHERFUCKING 50% ITALIAN AND I CALL IT SAUCE! DUMB ASS FAKE ITALIANS! Whoever said that to you is probably Jersey Shore Italian.

Feb 23rd

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Apparently

I’m not Italian because I call it sauce and not gravy. Bitch, do I look like I’m from the South!? It’s sauce. You put gravy on mashed potatoes and sauce on the macaroni.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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This is why I don't take naps.

expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized

reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was

Feb 22nd

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I somehow just ended up on a page about Hatshepsut...

o.O

Feb 22nd

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The last GIF in your folder with words are your...

amantes-amentes: andurrs: autumnyte: thisisatumblrurl: feuerkind: baxtavius: nerdycouture: I don’t normally do these, but mine was appropriate. … Accurate. I’m okay with this. That would be appropriate, somehow.

Feb 22nd

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white-people-problemss liked your post: Joeh still wants me to fart in Pat’s face. I imagine you in the chair in front of the tv with Mr Wiggles laughing like an evil villain for some reason

Feb 22nd

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Joeh still wants me to fart in Pat’s face.

Feb 22nd

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How to piss off people based on their Zodiacs

ladywhalersofthemoon: ipsadixit: ailanthusaltissima: Aries - Poke them in the eye. Repeatedly. Taurus - Poke them in the eye. Repeatedly. Gemini - Poke them in the eye. Repeatedly. Cancer - Poke them in the eye. Repeatedly. Leo - Poke them in the eye. Repeatedly. Virgo - Poke them in the eye. Repeatedly. Libra - Poke them in the eye. Repeatedly. Scorpio - Poke them in the...

Feb 22nd

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Only in Hamden →

From what I can gather, a 15 year old girl stabbed her 21 year old boyfriend (I shouldn’t be surprised at this because its Hamden but I am). The ages given really make me question the mental state of my hometown. Granted, she had a protective order against him so I can see some possible scenarios surrounding the stabbing BUT THE FACT THAT SHES 15 AND HES 21 MAKES ME WANT TO SMACK A HO.

Feb 22nd

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Woot woot

The Sage achievement in AC: Revelations is finally fixed.

Feb 22nd

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My mom's laugh is so annoying.

“Ack ack ack ack ack”

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Shit

legallyblindobservations: in-the-arms-of-rain: Now I want me some lasagna. #I blame Fred Dammit I’m sorry! Apology accepted but at least I now know what I may or may not be cooking for dinner.

Feb 21st

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Shit

Now I want me some lasagna.

Feb 21st

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legallyblindobservations: mormonhub: inducing: lasagna is so GROSS what is wrong with people dear god help this young girl realise the error of her ways amen Them’s fightin’ words in these parts, OP. SOMEONE GET THIS GIRL AN ITALIAN NONNA

Feb 21st

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